Rock Heaven with Devin

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" rowspan="2" width=200 BGCOLOR="#CC3300" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="045c8c00dvmwjc.gif"> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="77" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 132 WIDTH="71"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="132" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="71" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="http://www.wrbb.neu.edu/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.wrbb.neu.edu"><U><B><IMG SRC="06caf5a0.gif" border=0 width="175" height="90" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About the shows stars"><U><B>About the Show's Stars</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Playlists"><U><B>Playlists</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Happenings at WRBB/NU"><U><B>Happenings at WRBB/NU</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id25.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Comedy Opinions"><U><B>Bits/Opinions</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Us"><U><B>Feedback, Complaints, Contact and Other Various Forms of Bitching to Us</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Questions We Wish Were Frequently Asked"><U><B>NSFAQs (Not So Frequently Asked Questions)</B></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=94 BGCOLOR="#FF3300" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="0403c5e1dvmwlb.gif"> <div> Rock Heaven with Devin</div> <div> Featuring BC Andrew and Maria</div> <div> Thursdays 5-6pm & Fridays 3-4pm on <A HREF="http://www.wrbb.neu.edu/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.wrbb.neu.edu"><U>WRBB, 104.9 Boston</U></A>             <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > <A HREF="http://155.33.161.121:8080/ramgen/encoder/wrbb.rm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://155.33.161.121:8080/ramgen/encode"><U>Click here to listen!</U></A></FONT></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=386 colspan=2 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div>      One day, <B><U>God</U></B> was pretty damn bored.  "<B><U>Jesus Christ</U></B>, this place is boring," he said in a booming voice.  "Yeah, so?  Whaddya want <I>ME</I> to do about it?" asked his son.</div> <bR> <div>      "Here's whatcha do," said the Lord.  "First, get them <B>three New York kids</B> and get 'em to go to school in <B>Beantown</B>.  Next, convince some foolish station to give them airtime.  Let these children of mine either <B>please</B> or <B>piss off</B> their listeners, and all will be well."</div> <bR> <div>      Christ approved the idea begrudgingly.  "That's all well and good, but <B>what</B> exactly will they <I>do </I>on this show that will enrage my brethren so?"</div> <bR> <div>      "Simple, my son," said God.  "They'll waste time.  I shall give them<B> occasional music</B> to give them some <B>semblance of professionalism</B>, but their work must remain <B>unproductive</B>."</div> <bR> <div>      "Sounds good, dad," spoke Jesus.  "But which of them shall lead this train wreck?"</div> <bR> <div>      "I've kinda got my eye on that <B>skinny kid</B>; he seems to like talking a lot.  That <B>blonde kid with the Brillo for hair</B> would just piss off everyone, and that <B>other girl</B> doesn't seem to talk much," He said.</div> <bR> <div>      "Brilliant, Dad!  It'll be just like Heaven!"</div> <bR> <div>      "No, son.  It'll be <B>ROCK HEAVEN</B>.  Now if you'll excuse me, there's a newly-divorced homeless guy down there that's got '<I><B>Meteorite to the Head</B></I>' written <I>ALL OVER HIM</I>."</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> Latest update: Jan. 18, 2001<FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Chess" >A</FONT></div> <bR> <div> Best viewed with 1024X768 resolution</div> <div>   <SCRIPT language=JavaScript src="http://counter.mycomputer.com/get_counter.html?u=DocSatchmo&c=1"> </SCRIPT> <NOSCRIPT> <a href="http://counter.mycomputer.com/"><img alt="Counter" src="http://counter.mycomputer.com/c.count?u=DocSatchmo&c=1" border=0></a> </NOSCRIPT>   </div> <div>    <SCRIPT>  </SCRIPT>  <form method="POST" action="http://mindit.netmind.com/mindit.shtml" target="_top"> <input type="hidden" name="SOURCE" value="511"> <input type="hidden" name="URL" value="http://www.fortunecity.com/campus/bryant/103//TlxTransfer.txt"> <input type="hidden" name="DOC_TITLE" value="Rock Heaven with Devin"> <input type="hidden" name="REDIRECT" value="http://www.fortunecity.com/campus/bryant/103//"> <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"><tr><td align="center"> <font face="arial,helvetica" size="-1"><b>Click to receive email <br>when this web site is updated</b></font></td> </tr><tr><td align="center"> <input type="image" src="http://mindit.netmind.com/images/mindit511.gif" border="0"></td> </tr><tr><td align="center"> <font face="arial,helvetica" size="-2">•<b> Powered by <a href="http://www.netmind.com/" target="_top">NetMind</a> </b>•</font> </td></tr></table></form>   </div> </td> </tr></table></body>